for the record...

...i don't support gun control, and believe in the 2nd amendment.
i believe that government is too big.
i believe that taxes should be lower.
i believe that exessive regulation hurts people.
i believe that terrorism is a terrible crime and must be stopped.
i believe that america is the greatest country in the history of the planet, and that's not just because I'm an american.

however...

I believe that the "conservatives" of today are a bunch of CORRUPT SHITHEADS, and it's this army of IGNORANT, ARROGANT ASSHOLES that make us all look like a bunch of STUPID LITTLE KIDS waving around guns and making fun of the kids that can't afford nice clothes.

...it's these dickwads that will destroy america...and i really hate them for it. i like it here.

...of course, because I dare say anything that doesn't fit in lock-step with their stated agenda, I'm a "liberal". No, shithead, I'm an AMERICAN! Not that you remember what that is.